Kimmi's Opening Statement

[Jeff Probst]

Kimmi's Opening Statement

[Princess Kimmi]

*sigh*
Couldn't the thread be called "Princess Kimmi's Opening Statement? Seriously, why does everyone always forgets my royal title?

*Jeff Probst coughs*
Wait, what? It's time to adress the jury members? Oh shizzle, give me a second to get ready.
*stands up and clears throat*

Why, hello there Jury!
First off thank you Probst for hosting an amazing game and thank you to all the players because without you I wouldn't be here, since I mean obviously each elimination brought me closer to where I am currently at. Also a huge thank you to Jerri because had she not chosen me to be here I wouldn't be here since she won the F3 challenge. Oh and a special thank you to Rodger for being there for me the whole game and helping me out when I needed him, you are a peach!

*looks around*
Waht? Oh right, opening statement.
Well, I know it'll sound cocky but I'm the Princess so I don't care, I would be lying either way if I didn't admitt since day 1 I knew there was a huge chance of me being here. I had a good plan which I executed to perfection, there were some bumps in the road but I was never truly worried that I will be voted off.
*hears a snort from the jury*
What? It's true, if you don't like it then don't hear it. I never truly felt in danger because I had great bonds with most players and I knew I could trust them, everytime my name was brought up I knew I would be getting votes because everyone would come and tell me I was being targetted. Once that happened I made sure to take out anyone who had brought my name up or toyed with the idea.

I ran this whole game as you do with a Kingdom, I executed anyone who wanted to throw a rebelion and take over my throne as ruler of the Outback Kingdom [I'm not crazy, I swear]. I tried to lie the least I could even though I had throw some lies here and there but all the game I was a pretty straight shooter and didn't hide behind masks. Everyone knew where I was comming from and everyone knew I was a huge threat...
*more snorting*
Hey, give me a break. I was.
And yet knowing what type of player I was and how much will I had to win they never managed to vote me out at all, sure I had immunity a couple of times but I'm certain even without it I would not have been voted out because I had a lot of pull with this group.

Okay, I'll leave it at that since I see some people snoring already, just keep an open mind and don't vote based on grudges, no one liked a sore loser.

I think this statement resumes what I was here to do, win and have fun. I provided a good character and an entretaining persona to have around which ultimately helped me to get here.

Thank you for your time and World Peace!
*waves peagant like and blows a couple of kisses before sitting back down*